She found the turkey now she’s ready for the stuffing??

I need to insert my cock somewhere soon, and not in my hand... or a sock

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If you don't master your cock, your cock will master you.

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TL;DR don't think with the little head

Doze azzes doh

I'm not thinking at all

Well I'm thinking if I'll use condom for anal if I make a move and get lucky

To condone or not to condom 😁

Dont be a fool, wrap your tool.

Guys wtf is wrong with me? I feel guilty fapping to any other 2D girls than Bowsette

I always make sure to finish with Bowsette

Should I call 911?

You don't wanna cheat on your waifu

It's beautiful bro no homo

Wtf I’m turning into a web

WEEB

WEEB

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Dafuqs wrong with my keyboard

Thnx

Join in on the degeneracy

Sticky keys? @Deleted User

rip

@Sheer whats up fam. I see you made it to hermits server

hey man 😃

thank you for the welcome

So how's everyone doing?

I'm doing pretty good. Just finished work

Had a pretty good turkey day

What’s turkey day in USA?

Thanksgiving?

Thanksgiving yeah

I heard Americans celebrate it in honour friendship with the natives. I’m pretty sure in the original story the Indians killed every white guy

Aren't dates that fruit or whatever?

Yeah

Just saw wreck it Ralph 2 - understood every reference and in industry joke

Right right

I'm suspicious so I'll say weights b4 dates

@Rhunespire careful fam. Thats near soy levs