Or before

before brother

Just make sure you tell them you work at McDonalds

Hahahahaha that’s actually genius😂😂

And that McDonalds is a great long-term career

I’m laughing my ass of irl haha but the best way to make them run away

Even if you wear condoms and pull out but even MENTION med school, they will get pregnant by Chad and claim it as yours.

If you really want them to run away, be nice to them

works like a charm

Or you could just tell them you’re visiting from out of the country. Pump and dump.

Luckily the only way in The Netherlands the only way to let someone pay for alimony is by DNA evidence

Get a fake ID from like Iceland.

Fuck my english sorry

Lol it okei

Really? Nice.

I ment the only way for a women here to get alimoney trough some1 is by mariage or proving that the child is yours

@CoffeeShopsHQ (Ardahan) Excellent plan. I personally am living with 2 women and 2 men currently but I move out in the next MONTH! I am quite excited. Just this morning, the one female locked her own bathroom and woke me up demanding I unlock it. Apparently she doesn't know what flathead screwdrivers are so I did it. The entire time she was freaking out because she had to work, woke up late and now couldn't get ready. I am in monk mode now and plan on staying in it for as long as I can, lol.

Without that they can’t claim shit

@CoffeeShopsHQ (Ardahan) Yes, that's excellent!

I'm hardwired to be nice to people, so that means I don't get many women.

@machtyn Munk mode is life, lol

I’d still claim myself as a foreigner. I may use that if I ever dip my dick back into the dating cesspool.

Hahahaha you legend, i gotta add you as friend. Please becareful she don’t manipulate or use your kindness against you. Women now a days are capable of anything. Hell they even lie about rape to get what they want

@Sigma Yeah, my single mom tried to wire me that way. Thankfully, I woke up early and emancipated myself at 16. Now, I don't give a fuck.

@CoffeeShopsHQ (Ardahan) That's the main reason I am moving out... false shit and less drama.

Plus, I've never lived alone.

lool

i can relate i was with 1 boy a 3 girls when i worked in ireland

the hell

peace is a unicorn

I was a shit troublemaking kid, but society eventually won and submitted me into being polite

@Shido Damn.

Living alone is the ultimate peace I pray I never have to go back

But I can't blame anyone other than myself in reality

@Sigma Embrace the fuckface you once were. Become the dick.

Now I give people respect until they disrespect me

@Reaper Yes?! I am so happy to be moving out. I fought over it way too long.

if they do that I either avoid them or give a little bit of shit back

The only reason I live with others is for cheaper rent. Literally only reason. It's not worth it 😉

the key is fearlessness. Being Nice is rooted in fear

Yes, the fear of the unknown.