Hahaha yeah, my ex used those @machtyn

@MufflePuff I mean... birth control isn't processed out with our water filtration.

Tis wut tit tis

If you seriously think drinking water with birth control isn't affecting testosterone you're dumb 😄

That's probably why I'm tired a lot of the time. I drink tap water

fuckin my whole shit up

Neeeeever drink tap

serious i consider moving to a new appartement again

I want a reverse osmosis water filter

My plan right now is this: study 2 more hard years before i go to med school and monkmode. That means in the meanwhile i pump and dump cuz it’s all the same in the end. Women don’t want nice guys, im the proof of that. When i’m done studying at age 28/30 i work and save for surgoracy. And i hope my mother still lives, then she can help me take care of the kids so the kids have a female figure to look to. Isn’t that perfect?

To look up to**

Pump & Dump while in med school?

Or before

before brother

Just make sure you tell them you work at McDonalds

Hahahahaha that’s actually genius😂😂

And that McDonalds is a great long-term career

I’m laughing my ass of irl haha but the best way to make them run away

Even if you wear condoms and pull out but even MENTION med school, they will get pregnant by Chad and claim it as yours.

If you really want them to run away, be nice to them

works like a charm

Or you could just tell them you’re visiting from out of the country. Pump and dump.

Luckily the only way in The Netherlands the only way to let someone pay for alimony is by DNA evidence

Get a fake ID from like Iceland.

Fuck my english sorry

Lol it okei

Really? Nice.

I ment the only way for a women here to get alimoney trough some1 is by mariage or proving that the child is yours

@CoffeeShopsHQ (Ardahan) Excellent plan. I personally am living with 2 women and 2 men currently but I move out in the next MONTH! I am quite excited. Just this morning, the one female locked her own bathroom and woke me up demanding I unlock it. Apparently she doesn't know what flathead screwdrivers are so I did it. The entire time she was freaking out because she had to work, woke up late and now couldn't get ready. I am in monk mode now and plan on staying in it for as long as I can, lol.

Without that they can’t claim shit

@CoffeeShopsHQ (Ardahan) Yes, that's excellent!

I'm hardwired to be nice to people, so that means I don't get many women.

@machtyn Munk mode is life, lol

I’d still claim myself as a foreigner. I may use that if I ever dip my dick back into the dating cesspool.

Hahahaha you legend, i gotta add you as friend. Please becareful she don’t manipulate or use your kindness against you. Women now a days are capable of anything. Hell they even lie about rape to get what they want

@Sigma Yeah, my single mom tried to wire me that way. Thankfully, I woke up early and emancipated myself at 16. Now, I don't give a fuck.

@CoffeeShopsHQ (Ardahan) That's the main reason I am moving out... false shit and less drama.

Plus, I've never lived alone.

lool

i can relate i was with 1 boy a 3 girls when i worked in ireland

the hell