yeah a lot of these really dumb songs are written by lots of ppl, but the design is just for commercial success

which hey.. works, otherwise it wouldn't have been done

"god is a woman" is another one

That's Ariana Grande, no?

yeah

Ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy long live the Fox 🦊

Ngl though I'd fuck Ariana Grande in half given the chance

And I've never listened to one of her songs

Her voice is annoying as shit

I wouldn't touch any one of those celebrity harlots.

she has the body and the voice of an anime princess

What about Jennifer Aniston?

@MufflePuff Get paid fool $$

Where do you think all those disgusting Instagram thots get their inspiration from?

Fuuuuuuuuck that

90s Jen Aniston yes

The epitome of entitlement.

Lol im lesbian whore id gigalo any day lmao 😂

I can think of a few actresses tho <:frenchpepe:480186128452943883>

Shakira

I remember there being a manga based on a broke af straight girl that went lesbian and gigolette/player mode just to pay for college and food

A common occurence

yep

My bed is calling. Night gents!

night man 😃

Night night bb

Wish it was as easy for men to whore themselves for money, but it’s oppression when women do it

@Kazemaru night

@Bishop of Wasd Shakira? Maybe Iggy Azalea.... Who am I kiddin' <:tellmemore:480186120823373835>

@Kazemaru peace Kaz

I'd assume gigolos make their money off the 5% of women who can't get a simp

Is gigolo a word for lesbian? I don't I've heard that one before

Male prostitute basically

Oh

basically

Seems like a nice gig, but there are horror stories online.

I would do Dancing Bear.

They're usually like 6'3 and ripped from what I've seen

Was expecting the polar opposite

Yeh, you’d be at the finger tips of your client if they are a heinous bitch

Maybe only play along with them if they record every encounter