muh siah

she likes sports

DROPPED

@badtanman just bantz m8

If you see spiritual but not religious on a dating site 95% chance she's a jew

which sports tho

not esports

unfortunately

watersports

god damn it

i lold irl

Ha

gonna need a shower to date her @badtanman

A volleyball QT ain't bad

Network here down again ffs

She seems cool tho

uh oh

shes taller than me

this is a perfect excuse to be a bitch and self-sabotage

how much taller

1.5 inches

assuming her profile is accurat

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ask if you can wear kitten heels around her

is that some sort of anime fetish gear

also no wonder i never get responses, i have "How to Bomb the US Government" listed as my favorite book

it's short heels you dip

you want me to wear this?

yes

idk how to tell you this but

heels make my feet hurt

thats why i reversed the hrt

also i kind of look like barcode in my profile pic somehow

this is going to go GREAT

http://www.irregularchoice.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/6144-2-xl-300x300.png

@queenarchitect lies, they're heels with cats

lol

i'd wear those

i have betsey johnson cat earrings

@badtanman owns a pair, ask to borrow his