because it was like a blood diamond, but more useful

"do you know how many china men died so i could enjoy porn on this phone?" is what i'd ask

CHINA?

what's up luscious fox

happy almost friday

What? I dint get that name

batman

black tech guy

but it's lucius from the source material

but i calls you luscious, for obvious reasons

Okay

see

Whatever you say fam

i likes ya

and i wants ya

i came here looking for booty

^^^^

see i calls you chris handsome

Shadow I'd like to report huge bullying by @Rhunespire and @legendpinnen for lewding my pure innocent Mash

yea i bully

Deal with it. Everyone but zodd on the mod team is trying to steal my waifu. Hermit even bragged about it in his video

Me and Hermit spit-roasted her while high-fiving each other, it was glorious

🤷 see I got my own problems fam

Shits turning into the wild west fam

wow

Get spam botted

It doesn't ban anymore tho so don't be all paranoid about that

Id like him apprehended and permabanned

And shot into the sun

i like getting banned

@ToastMcGhost nobody cares about your opinion

Ur mom gay

no u

@ToastMcGhost He would burn up in the sun, no one other than communists deserve that

💀

He's a waifu communist

Ill tell you what toast. I'll give 50 points to griffindore instead

no u

hvad?

That puts Gryffindor ahead and they win the cup

boiles i have a test tomorrow