lmao

Shut up heathen

Ruined

I thought being called daddy by a 19 year old would be hot. I was wrong

@ToastMcGhost not hot bro

@ToastMcGhost lol at least you learned something

Gotta call him zaddy

*When she calls you father*

If any of you guys are invested in the stock market, get out NOW the party is over, that's a free Christmas tip

What?

The whole stock market is done

You heard it

They've been saying that

For like 30 years

This time it's **real**

Oh

@°°° the market is crashing, the average person will not be informed for the next few weeks once it's too late

My bad

I'd better hop in the stock market so I can get out

Buy low

Everyone into the stock market

Wait a few weeks, buy during the collapse, ???, profit

@Whats gay anymore lol let's all catch the falling knife

So what does that mean for me?

Will I still have to go to work?

Society is over

Will I still have to pay bills?

Work is cancelled

@ToastMcGhost not a bad idea the real bottom may take a few months tho

Because if yes to those two

Then I don't care about the stock market

:/

You personally will no longer be able to work for reasons

Oh

I think we'll be fine

America has survived worse

Invest in EA to die instantly

Worst case scenario, we'll just go to war with somebody

👌

Lol I have secretly been looking forward to it, a lot of arrogance is about to evaporate once all these "rich folks" lose their shirts.

War is a profitable business