What a legend

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Hey Papa Hermit.

Frys manager said "weren't you in here buying condoms last week? You need to save money and slow down" as he then proceeds to tell me how he can't leave the house for anything because of his kid. Logic is hard

I was awaiting your arrival.

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The Concept of Happy Wife , Happy Life is a dumb thing

He assumes everyone has a kid and no money

Why only the wife

What about the children

What about you, the husband

how about this. ill be happy with my waifu. and the women who would be my wife can go fuck herself

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Yes

its 5:23 am

She can fuck herself and I can watch. It's my freedom as an American

After all, Its the land of ***Liberty***

@legendpinnen stahp getting up so early

no

you need to sleep

its the best thing ive ever tried

stahp spelling it wrong

i spell it right all the time. it.

ur new pfp is trash

that was terrible im starting over.

and your still the servers bitch @legendpinnen

there.

better

you're*

this the internet. not your high school where grammar counts

im not in hs

we dont have that here

I remember getting ready for school and seeing 9/11 unfolding on the news and asking my mom what movie she was watching

o.o

@legendpinnen ah so you went to finishing school where you learned to take it in the ass then?

I remember watching abc cartoons and they cut to towers falling

And I wanted my Thomas the tank back on

XD

Pfft0l

i wasnt born

Outraged that they cancelled cartoons for it

i was 6 then