Was about to blow my load, and then my dad knocked on the door at 8:30 am and told me to get up, had to hide the lube.

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Lube

Hindu Mystics used to practice the art of have sex without cumming, meant to demonstrate complete self control.

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It's true

who cares

no one wantes to hear how horny you are...chill out and go do some push ups

I am not horny

he quit physically masturbating so he could come here and mentally masturbate apparently'...

Lol my radio Just Talked about a news by CNN that Cellphones causes Cancsr

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No shit

they have traces of radiation

but its 2019....the cellphones cause cancer thing is over

my professor today on a class mentioned that ear buds have radiation

I guess not

???

Those cotton ear buds?

it comes with the new understanding that people are addicted to electronic devices

cause they tools bro

^

not addiction its ease of accomplishing tasks

what do u call a woman w/a broken tampon?

Then again, I cant trust CrapNN for any viable newd

News*

broken tampons

karen?

a cotton picker

TYT should die already

yes

But then what will nobody of value watch

Cnn

paint dry?

not just TYT but their associations and networks

also as a racist joke that was weak

Petition to place all Progessive Left and Alt-Rught to Retardville

don't mix mysogyny and racism.....it will always miss

^

what do black guys say at family court

Hit or miss I guess we never miss.