Message from @unclefester

Discord ID: 532502761766649857


2019-01-09 10:11:58 UTC  

I tried to date a trap once, back in NYC

2019-01-09 10:12:03 UTC  

OOF

2019-01-09 10:12:03 UTC  

Nice

2019-01-09 10:12:11 UTC  

unfortunately, he/she wasn't very passable.

2019-01-09 10:12:24 UTC  

We got bad service and strange looks at the restaurant.

2019-01-09 10:12:36 UTC  

traps seem like all of the hassle of dating a woman but none of the perks of hanging out with a bro

2019-01-09 10:12:39 UTC  

:/

2019-01-09 10:12:44 UTC  

*no homo

2019-01-09 10:12:59 UTC  

Honestly, to date, I still prefer ol' 5 Finger Martha...

2019-01-09 10:13:17 UTC  

I've f---d many times, but never very satisfying. Don't know why...

2019-01-09 10:13:18 UTC  

😦

2019-01-09 10:13:46 UTC  

Try VR

2019-01-09 10:13:55 UTC  

Might get you somewhere

2019-01-09 10:14:08 UTC  

lol. I'm a cheap bastard. VR is too expensive for me. hahahaha

2019-01-09 10:15:13 UTC  

Well if you want a deep emotional connection I would recommend trying VN

2019-01-09 10:15:21 UTC  

Nekopara

2019-01-09 10:15:31 UTC  

I'm joking. More like , I'm just too lazy to go out and get stuff, unless it's something to make $$$$ with.

2019-01-09 10:15:37 UTC  

or food...

2019-01-09 10:15:47 UTC  

isn't food dirt cheap in nam?

2019-01-09 10:15:51 UTC  

Nice! Thanks earl!

2019-01-09 10:16:01 UTC  

It's 100% free if you want to pirate

2019-01-09 10:16:03 UTC  

@°°° Yes, it sure is!

2019-01-09 10:16:11 UTC  

So is delivery

2019-01-09 10:16:23 UTC  

@Hotfirex Oh ok. Thanks for the tip!

2019-01-09 10:16:38 UTC  

Nam has something amazing

2019-01-09 10:16:39 UTC  

man, if i liked the taste of fish sauce, i might enjoy viet food more

2019-01-09 10:16:44 UTC  

It's called grab

2019-01-09 10:16:49 UTC  

seems like everything has fish sauce in it

2019-01-09 10:17:03 UTC  

@earl Do you mean fish tacos/poon? Or real fish sauce? (or are they the same thing?)

2019-01-09 10:17:04 UTC  

LOL

2019-01-09 10:17:12 UTC  

Poon does taste like fish

2019-01-09 10:17:14 UTC  

real fish sauce

2019-01-09 10:17:20 UTC  

Fish Tacos, Fish Tacos....

2019-01-09 10:18:02 UTC  

Fish sauce = soy sauce to my white boy buds

2019-01-09 10:18:08 UTC  

it's fucking GROSS

2019-01-09 10:18:16 UTC  

Tastes the same to me

2019-01-09 10:18:32 UTC  

you're lucky

2019-01-09 10:18:50 UTC  

I'm probably just buying shitty fish sauce

2019-01-09 10:19:03 UTC  

@Whats gay anymore Yes, the rotting kind. I stopped going down on chicks a couple of years ago. Not worth catching something like HPV and dying of throat cancer...