hello i'm a virgin with self confidence

@everyone Lets all change our names and pictures to mike wozowski

i believe one day

someone will pity my dick

im confident in it

Is it tiny? @Deleted User

its like

4.78 inches

like a mini porn dick really

like if u took a porn dick and shrunk it down

im fat thou so it could be 5

Oh man that's too bad

Maybe someday you'll get a pity flick or two though

Stay confident

im 30 brah

and now that every woman is stacy

that is to say, experienced with chad

there's no pity unless you go down

hebe or die

True

You can still pull chicks man, just get real good at giving head

why would you give head to anyone who has had a dick inside of them?

a serious question

Because youre a fucking man

wow

Thats why

you really are a pussy arnt you

No

"Because youre a fucking man"

because you're a man- is a thought stopping cliche.

Youre a pussy if you cant eat it

it is neither an argument nor is it a sensible answer.

Youre just mad at the world

Who isn't these days

Its not the world im mad at

Path of exile league soon

eating pussy puts you at serious risk of getting cancer of the throat and mouth

Its the people in it

due to the fact that women catch HPV and then pass it to you

among other viruses less known