Message from @ULTIMATE LOLI JESUS CHRIST

Discord ID: 592973454408417280


2019-06-25 07:01:00 UTC  

Don’t matter I’ll just stay up really late to achieve normal nigga hours tomorrow

2019-06-25 07:01:00 UTC  

no it isn't

2019-06-25 07:01:03 UTC  

Or today for me

2019-06-25 07:01:15 UTC  

it’s 9 am for me

2019-06-25 07:01:22 UTC  

3 am here

2019-06-25 07:01:27 UTC  

Oh. okay

2019-06-25 07:01:47 UTC  

don’t turn the water into win tho baby jesus

2019-06-25 07:01:57 UTC  

too late

2019-06-25 07:02:05 UTC  

And im older than you

2019-06-25 07:02:18 UTC  

no ou aren’t

2019-06-25 07:02:28 UTC  

how old am i then

2019-06-25 07:02:40 UTC  

2069 years young

2019-06-25 07:02:56 UTC  

old*

2019-06-25 07:03:04 UTC  

young**

2019-06-25 07:03:29 UTC  

I existed along side ancient greeks as they got conquered by rome

2019-06-25 07:04:07 UTC  

I was only a fetus, then transported to Jerusalem area

2019-06-25 07:04:15 UTC  

and birthed

2019-06-25 07:04:34 UTC  

<:PogChampPepe:511746507263967249>

2019-06-25 07:04:37 UTC  

It was illegal cause everyone saw me naked

2019-06-25 07:04:44 UTC  

that’s gay

2019-06-25 07:04:48 UTC  

but

2019-06-25 07:05:05 UTC  

the holy light defended my chastity

2019-06-25 07:05:12 UTC  

it always has

2019-06-25 07:05:13 UTC  

no it didn’t

2019-06-25 07:05:20 UTC  

i seened it

2019-06-25 07:05:55 UTC  

W h a t you haven't played tuber simulator?

2019-06-25 07:06:04 UTC  

you weren't born

2019-06-25 07:06:11 UTC  

of course i have

2019-06-25 07:06:38 UTC  

then explain my forever held relationship with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

2019-06-25 07:08:09 UTC  

anyways, its super Haunted rn

2019-06-25 07:08:20 UTC  

and we can't have that

2019-06-25 07:08:25 UTC  

gn

2019-06-25 07:08:46 UTC  

wolfgang was gay

2019-06-25 07:08:49 UTC  

as fuck

2019-06-25 07:16:53 UTC  

2019-06-25 07:26:23 UTC  

pock the bitch helped free an entire slave camp

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2019-06-25 07:26:56 UTC  

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2019-06-25 07:38:32 UTC  

Where gorl with tiddy godess on pfp?

2019-06-25 07:39:52 UTC  

i’m here

2019-06-25 07:40:26 UTC  

turdddle elefans

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2019-06-25 07:40:27 UTC  

No