You can’t say that here

I run this server so that makes me your boss

@ULTIMATE LOLI JESUS CHRIST

No. I'm Jesus.

Yes but my role is higher than yours

So therefore I am above you

@ULTIMATE LOLI JESUS CHRIST post butthole or *die*

No.

Don’t talk back

I will not post my bumhole.

That'd be illegal

You don’t have one

Aren’t holy people and angles smooth?

Exactly. I don't poop

See I know this

Ok give me your power now

No.

Humans aren't capable of wielding my strength

I’m not human

I can bless like I did Moses tho

I’m a discord server owner

I’m pretty much not human bro

You can part entire oceans. You can influence Animals and build a boat when the world is flooded because the people's faith isn't strong enough. And you can gain the power to create templars and embark on Crusades. I can bless you instead

I’m coming for dat power

No.

I’m gonna use a straw and suck it out of you

How?

Ajd yes I know plastic won’t work, I’ll use metal

I don't pee. I only talk, smell, and give birth.

VAGINA

You can't succ through those holes.

I make my own silly

Too many legal problems

My hand holes heald only 2 seconds after being removed from the cross.

How are the holes gonna stay after you make ur own?

It’ll stay open if I hold it open

Then I’ll suck them holy juices out

My holy juices reside in my core

I know where the holy juice gland is located, you can’t run

You can only get them through my baby making juices as humans would call it

And that'd be illegal