Message from @ULTIMATE LOLI JESUS CHRIST
Discord ID: 604674083304505348
You can part entire oceans. You can influence Animals and build a boat when the world is flooded because the people's faith isn't strong enough. And you can gain the power to create templars and embark on Crusades. I can bless you instead
I’m coming for dat power
No.
I’m gonna use a straw and suck it out of you
How?
Ajd yes I know plastic won’t work, I’ll use metal
I don't pee. I only talk, smell, and give birth.
VAGINA
You can't succ through those holes.
I make my own silly
Too many legal problems
My hand holes heald only 2 seconds after being removed from the cross.
How are the holes gonna stay after you make ur own?
It’ll stay open if I hold it open
Then I’ll suck them holy juices out
My holy juices reside in my core
I know where the holy juice gland is located, you can’t run
You can only get them through my baby making juices as humans would call it
And that'd be illegal
Cringe and nigger
I own this place
Anti-racism uppercut
Civil Rights beeeeeeam
On behalf of the African Americans and Black communities all over the world, I sentence you to a month in hell
Take that back
Anyways, I gotta get to work on the next Messiah
Or you’ll never get out of the evil role
TAKR IT BSCK
make her post butthole or dead
No
I don't have a butthole
Take it back now
I won’t suck you
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All cute girls have a butt tho. I can send my ass
You are not a girl
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I am sick and tired of your rebellion sir. Stop being anti christian or I will erase ur pp
I’m not being a rebel you are
Ur my son!