Message from @ULTIMATE LOLI JESUS CHRIST

Discord ID: 604674083304505348


2019-07-27 13:49:47 UTC  

You can part entire oceans. You can influence Animals and build a boat when the world is flooded because the people's faith isn't strong enough. And you can gain the power to create templars and embark on Crusades. I can bless you instead

2019-07-27 13:49:47 UTC  

I’m coming for dat power

2019-07-27 13:50:00 UTC  

No.

2019-07-27 13:50:17 UTC  

I’m gonna use a straw and suck it out of you

2019-07-27 13:50:27 UTC  

How?

2019-07-27 13:50:30 UTC  

Ajd yes I know plastic won’t work, I’ll use metal

2019-07-27 13:51:19 UTC  

I don't pee. I only talk, smell, and give birth.

2019-07-27 13:51:38 UTC  

VAGINA

2019-07-27 13:51:42 UTC  

You can't succ through those holes.

2019-07-27 13:51:56 UTC  

I make my own silly

2019-07-27 13:51:57 UTC  

Too many legal problems

2019-07-27 13:52:40 UTC  

My hand holes heald only 2 seconds after being removed from the cross.

2019-07-27 13:55:38 UTC  

How are the holes gonna stay after you make ur own?

2019-07-27 13:56:32 UTC  

It’ll stay open if I hold it open

2019-07-27 13:56:44 UTC  

Then I’ll suck them holy juices out

2019-07-27 13:57:06 UTC  

My holy juices reside in my core

2019-07-27 13:57:10 UTC  

I know where the holy juice gland is located, you can’t run

2019-07-27 13:57:44 UTC  

You can only get them through my baby making juices as humans would call it

2019-07-27 13:57:56 UTC  

And that'd be illegal

2019-07-27 13:58:03 UTC  

Cringe and nigger

2019-07-27 13:58:55 UTC  

You can't say the n werd

2019-07-27 13:59:09 UTC  

I own this place

2019-07-27 13:59:36 UTC  

Anti-racism uppercut

2019-07-27 13:59:45 UTC  

Civil Rights beeeeeeam

2019-07-27 14:00:31 UTC  

On behalf of the African Americans and Black communities all over the world, I sentence you to a month in hell

2019-07-27 14:01:02 UTC  

Take that back

2019-07-27 14:01:13 UTC  

Anyways, I gotta get to work on the next Messiah

2019-07-27 14:01:15 UTC  

Or you’ll never get out of the evil role

2019-07-27 14:01:27 UTC  

TAKR IT BSCK

2019-07-27 14:01:37 UTC  

make her post butthole or dead

2019-07-27 14:01:43 UTC  

No

2019-07-27 14:01:49 UTC  

I don't have a butthole

2019-07-27 14:01:50 UTC  

Take it back now

2019-07-27 14:02:05 UTC  

I won’t suck you

2019-07-27 14:02:09 UTC  

<:blushing:515034082065776640>

2019-07-27 14:03:04 UTC  

All cute girls have a butt tho. I can send my ass

2019-07-27 14:03:22 UTC  

You are not a girl

2019-07-27 14:03:57 UTC  

l<:GWnoneHmpf:384871028356153344>

2019-07-27 14:04:30 UTC  

I am sick and tired of your rebellion sir. Stop being anti christian or I will erase ur pp

2019-07-27 14:04:54 UTC  

I’m not being a rebel you are

2019-07-27 14:05:40 UTC  

Ur my son!