Nothing is ever truly free

Therefore

Get that spooky snake oil away from me

Free health care means higher taxes

And taxes are already insane in Rhode Island

Good thing I plan to leave

Kill the tax collectors

Give me back my *money*

I’m gonna get crazy good at lucid dreaming and create my own reality

Fuck this one

The castle factory reality

Where my driver drives off the side of the fucking castle wall

Yeehaw

Yeeyee yaw

Free healthcare won't be good one

It is better than no health care

I can’t afford healthcare till after college

Do you have supressed immunity?

no

So you'll get serious ill max 1 time/year, and it's like maximum 1 week off

Even without any medicines

I think you are vaccinated

Spaghetti without noodle

1 week is ez

Even with 40°c

noodle

Shut the fuck up. You no longer create miracles

You just don't believe hard enough

No one can believe hard enough to set inflation level back to 1980s

Yes but if I get hurt or a disease I’m in debt for the rest of my life

Same with college

American hospitals are no joke

Student Loans are much more terrifying if you ask me

Hospitals won’t even look at you if you have no insurance or are wealthy

Aren’t

I’m going to community college

Cheap

I'm poor without insurance

I'm also Epileptic

*They welcome me everytime*

How can Jesus be epileptic