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u ar homosex

no u

@Frills had probably a 400-500lbs guy answer the door in just his underwear. people just be answering the door in their undies all the time

i b doin tbat

one time this guy answered and he was like “come on in and set it down inside!!” and i had an uneasy feeling so i did not :’) we aren’t allowed to anyways but i b doin it. and i told him i couldn’t and he was like “my wife and i aren’t swingers so there’s nothing to worry about!! come on in!”

what the fuck does that even mean

i did not go in

lol wtf

ye

whud did he mean by this

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idk

saying he would not try to hav sex with me n his wife???? i have no idea

was really odd

"hey we wwont fuck u if u come in trust us"

yeah

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that’s what i got from it anyways

he said it in a weird voice too

anyways

hi pup

that’s what they always say

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always?

imagine not answering the door nude

id probably be a lil spooked da first time someone answers the door in their undies

gotta let the visitors know you're the alpha of the home

it b da norm

i see i see

no

ya gotta do it all creepy like

whers nana

im finna bully

wear a dressing gown and flash em

@bananas be bullied

@bananas wakey wakey farquad

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@gay homo queer this b how I’m dressed when u deliver my pizza