then don't call urself a salamander idiot

call urself an Axolotl

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y’all aren’t invited to my birthday party anymore

telling my mom not to tell your parents to invite you

I think you're a salamander <:Softpep:512241776313237505>

thank you

Boomer Axolotl

those aren’t whiskers dummy

they’re gills

that’s how they breathe

I know.

i’m telling rick

in vc

Oh

Boomer Axolotl

boomer axolotl

hang on

what do boomer glasses look like

axolotl supa coo

thank you ☺️

are they still an endangered species

ye

frick

sad

might be extinct in the wild by now

idk

been a while since i’ve seen anything about them

Axolotl's are too cute

ye

i know a few people that own them

A shame the cutest animals are the dyin animals

it’s cause the fish be eating them

i’d like to own one, maybe when i’m out of this dang house

and pollution be killin em too

kill the fish

Kill the humans

fuckin invasive fish

Easy solutions