Message from @Eris
Discord ID: 496203805088677899
Love that one
An old Italian gentleman is living on his own in New Jersey. He wants to put in his annual tomato garden, but unfortunately the work is difficult as the ground is rock hard. Sadly, his only son Vincent who helps him is away serving time in prison, so the old man decides to write him a letter to describe his predicament.
Dear Vinny, he writes, I'm a bit down in the dumps at the moment and I wanted to dig my tomato garden this year, but the ground is rock solid. You know what? I guess I'm just going to have to bite the bullet. I guess I'm just getting too old to be digging vegetable plots these days. I know that if you were here home with me right now, my troubles would be at an end and you would dig the plot for me like in the old days, but I reckon I'm just going to have to face facts, and there will be no tomato garden this year and I'm just going to have to soldier on alone.
Love, Papa
A couple of days later the old man receives a letter back from his son.
Dear Papa, it reads
For God's sake don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Sure enough, four o'clock the next morning a local police unit and an FBI SWAT team descends upon the old man's house and excavate the entire area. They find absolutely nothing, apologize to him profusely, and then leave.
That same day the old man receives another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, it says. That was the best I could do under the circumstances. Now go right ahead and plant those tomatoes. I'm looking forward to traditional good old fashioned cooking when I get home.
i always liked this story
Wowow what up with the new people in <#493906151793098752>
Why did you send Zygi to the dephts of hell
brainlets can go fuck themselves
Oh come on Eris
What do they have to do to get out?
stop being brainlets
Aaahhhh
Can you at least let Zygi out of there?
Or give them a 2nd chance?
irony makes me angry
Can you like
Tell them that
So it doesnt happen again
@Eris do you mind if you let me go into shithole for a while?
Pleaaseee
@Deleted User you're promoted
wait
wait no
bad idea
Aaahhhh
Thank you Eris 💕
❤
i'm back!
wait i cant talk in shithole now
probably just gonna ask to go back at some point
all the cool people are there
it's a fucking punishment chat
jesus christ you make me so fucking mad
ya but its way cooler
@Eris put me back in shithole frenchat is boring 😴
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put me bacl