lol 😝

*dab*

i have 45$ what should i buy on amazon

i dunno

cheez its

invest in the stock market.

lol

i guess i could buy a cheap etf

etf?

Exchange-Traded Fund

i see

invest in chinese sweat shops

its like an index fund

also no itd be better buying up land in africa and selling it to the cheese

land is a good investment

Cut is dumb

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

yeah

yeah why cut just the foreskin off when do can do the whole deal

no!

I like my dick

its important

>Yeah why cut your foreskin off?

Yes Eden, that is a good question

Because (((they))) told your mom it's good for you

And she's used to seeing it anyway

i didnt ask that question tho

also its to stop masturbation

u probably do it all day

i fap 5 times a day minimum.

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Yo hecc I need to get less high

During class

wtf lmao

i luv vaping in the school library

I used to go to school high everyday

I remember one time during AP Gov I got fucking ripped in the morning and I forgot we had a fieldtrip

We had to go to court and then a prison

Was a wild experience