its kinda important

i also loathe condoms

and having mutually clean tests with my sex partners is a nice way of dodging condoms

Fair fair

You could also nuke only virginal bucci

yeh but do i believe people is the question

nah I'll believe a clean test tho

yeah I just did pee test.

I also came out with a couple arm fulls of freebie astroglide

why the fuck not

baha price is right

i prefer the tenga real lube thats like precum

but astroglide is nice in a pinch...particularly in these little freebie sachets they hand out

I can keep a couple in my wallet in a pinch

https://twitter.com/JPizzers/status/1122933660963999744

current mood

gotta get that lube that looks like cum heheh

stockpiling actual cum to use as lube, pastuerized and tested clean. This is my business pitch for the day.

What’re you going to do just have like racks of men lined up with suction things on their dicks

Floof has this planned out

yes

best cum lube is from bad dragon @Madison Shay but best pre cum lube is from tenga...which one are you after?

they will be employees, paid full time to wack off.

Where do I sign up

idk o.o i`ve never had any! I need to get a toy...

gonna start a cum farm

Again, how and where do I sign up

idk yet, this is a new idea

I am ready and willing to invest the first batch of cum

Future business partner
it will be on an industrial scale, so hard hats are required

looked cooler before discord messed it up

I'm happy to lend a hand down on the cum farm tbh

fuck finally back home

aaaand I'm already tired

gg

just masturbate lol

toot toot motherfuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE3FDE9kCCQ

when its ok to hit a woman man or beast doesn't matter what genitals they have if they threaten your personal safety or lay hands on you in any way shape or form or make movements toward doing so

they get laid out flat