Message from @J.P.
Discord ID: 572491478429859840
in my younger druggie years i used to go to the doctor for viagra scripts to sell to my dealer
talking to doctors about your pp is easy af
I got std test results. cleean (duh i'm a pure maiden)
Aids
Being extra carful
careful
I'm too tired, reeee
heyyyy clean gang gang gang just got mine on friday
I just wish that my old place was still open i fucking hate the new place the receptionist is a cunt
i remember getting my annual std blood test in the navy, they do it for everyone
getting tested for hormones and stds. I didn`t wanna make eyecontact with anyone lol
`They gonna think i`m a sex worker`
a good friend said you have not lived life properly until you have had an aids scare
he also said the q tip sucks though, although apparently they can do the tests using just pee now?
i get tested every single month
its kinda important
i also loathe condoms
and having mutually clean tests with my sex partners is a nice way of dodging condoms
Fair fair
You could also nuke only virginal bucci
yeh but do i believe people is the question
yeah I just did pee test.
I also came out with a couple arm fulls of freebie astroglide
why the fuck not
baha price is right
i prefer the tenga real lube thats like precum
but astroglide is nice in a pinch...particularly in these little freebie sachets they hand out
I can keep a couple in my wallet in a pinch
current mood
gotta get that lube that looks like cum heheh
stockpiling actual cum to use as lube, pastuerized and tested clean. This is my business pitch for the day.
What’re you going to do just have like racks of men lined up with suction things on their dicks
Floof has this planned out
yes
best cum lube is from bad dragon @Madison Shay but best pre cum lube is from tenga...which one are you after?
they will be employees, paid full time to wack off.
Where do I sign up
idk o.o i`ve never had any! I need to get a toy...
gonna start a cum farm
Again, how and where do I sign up
idk yet, this is a new idea
I am ready and willing to invest the first batch of cum