gotta get that lube that looks like cum heheh

stockpiling actual cum to use as lube, pastuerized and tested clean. This is my business pitch for the day.

What’re you going to do just have like racks of men lined up with suction things on their dicks

Floof has this planned out

yes

best cum lube is from bad dragon @Madison Shay but best pre cum lube is from tenga...which one are you after?

they will be employees, paid full time to wack off.

Where do I sign up

idk o.o i`ve never had any! I need to get a toy...

gonna start a cum farm

Again, how and where do I sign up

idk yet, this is a new idea

I am ready and willing to invest the first batch of cum

Future business partner
it will be on an industrial scale, so hard hats are required

looked cooler before discord messed it up

I'm happy to lend a hand down on the cum farm tbh

fuck finally back home

aaaand I'm already tired

gg

just masturbate lol

toot toot motherfuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE3FDE9kCCQ

when its ok to hit a woman man or beast doesn't matter what genitals they have if they threaten your personal safety or lay hands on you in any way shape or form or make movements toward doing so

they get laid out flat

end of story

girls are raised by feminist mothers who tell them at the age of 4 that men are all rapist murderers and the patriarchy will make their life hell (never mind the fact the vast majority of girls have fantastic lives aside from the few dickhead men) they are then taught they can beat up other 4 yr old boys while screaming "you cant hit back, you cant hit back"

feminist mothers should be in jail

they are giving their girls victim complexes, which prevent them from enjoying their life without being afraid of shadows

many women wont leave their house alone when the chance of them being attacked is very fucking slim

I think the people who teach their kids this stuff are a minority

I sure hope they are

yea but their ideas are ingrained in media

i've taught my son to defend himself and always hit back harder

just like my dad taught me

If someone hits you hit them back that’s simple

my mom taught me to never hit someone if you dont want to get hit back

i actually kinda got the reverse of this situation

Exactly

even when my brother beat me i never hit back