Because I miss my dog

tbh it's because you're fat.

Fuck you he died of PDE

His ashes will be arriving soon

I am going to put him in the urn with my other dog

you're not going. shut up

Fuck you

Yeah I am

Stupid cunty bot

tell it to shut up @i dunno

I'm pretty sure @i dunno is playing a social experiment or joke on us at this point

no you're not

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@Deleted User Let's go on a walk

I will fix it tonight, this time for reals

I will stop being lazy today

At the very least this is what I tell myself

lol prograstinator supreme

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Panda leave it in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28--5aEV1Z0

Us vs Kot

Pls send this man some fanmail

And messages of love and support

Eh

?

oh this cunt

yeah he was doxed a while back

the oppression of the bulge continues

who are these soy lords who get full raging hard at the beach so often with so little on display that they need actual fucking shorts to hide it

Femenists

my pp is extremely well behaved...it doesnt get hard unless touched...when it is touched it comes to life and stays hard until its finished being touched

real simple shit....even when watching porn it stays down until I touch it

control your body

dont let it control you

I literally have a boner 80% of the day

My dick is always semi hard

your dick is gay lol

lmfao

fucking christ