i seen you understand

Eris needs to buy me a bing bing wahoo

I'll go on a date with her ugly friend if she does it

when you play mario

it goes bing bing wahoo

thus the switch is the bing bing wahoo machine

ok i see now, i thought it was something he made up about the controllers popping on and off

which would suck cause the budget switch wont have removeable controllers, so poorfags wont get to know about that

u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie ~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get fagpreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? ÓuÒ c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? O////< p-perhaps i c-could offer him my tasty boimilk ;3 o-or m-maybe i'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU

This massage machine keeps sticking something up my ass bros

Wtf

I think this thing is trying to milk my prostate

You think that because ur a dummy

It wont let me take my legs out

Bros they are taking me away

Ahhhhh

The flying police is stealing my semen

Ahhh bros save me ahhhhh

No nurse not the milker

Saw an irl tranny

lmfao

Ngl had a nice ass

But back to it

Ahhhh noooo

Get the massager out ahhhh

Seeing a lot of (((them)))

Is this what humanity has become since I have left

hi

ragathor is high

I'm not

lol nibba is really not?

I'm getting my prostate milked by this massage chair

no you're not

Holy fuck yoga pants should be banned

How can this degeneracy fly

Ass everywhere

Are women just presenting themselves at this point

Man getting laid must be so easy now

Ban yoga pants, and leggings require a skirt to be worn

also skirts must be less than knee length but not miniskirts either.

I only want to see leathery leggings on my wife in private