Message from @J.P.
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You *think* you are likely
Marriott timeshare
Have fun :3
haha malaga
wew lad
Been there?
malaga is like full to bursting with brits and germans you'll be lucky if you see many spaniards
lmfao
Well it's near Gibraltar so that makes sense
the brits are a curse in spain...malaga everywhere....they are the most uncultured swine to ever curse a country outside of literal niggers and mudslimes
white trash lager glugging knuckle dragging retards bringing down the tone everywhere they go
Lol. Okay I can believe it
Is it a nice area at least?
yeah it's been like that for a while
Its a joke Kot
i wish it was a joke
malaga is a tourist town
expect lots of drunk brits being obnoxious
My other options in Spain is Balearic islands and Marcella. They have a resort somewhere in France but I'm not going there til macron is gone
fuck your other lol
Also phucket Thailand, and Bali Indonesia is a possibility
Oh and Bangkok too. Just learned of that one
phucket is alright
bali is full of drunk aussies
lmao
Bali doesn't look so appealing to me
And I'm not sure my husband is okay with going to thailand
marbella dont you mean marbella?
(pronounced mar-bay-ah)
Yea that place
avoid another brit tourist trap
Yea it's also a pain to get therw
No major airport near it
Id have to fly into Malaga anyway
can i watch?
Sure
im a fucking mad lad, i actually went and did it, i got and used an onahole, its specifically designed for tiny penis so its max length is like 2 inches and the hole is the size of a dime, but can stretch to a quarter ... and i get that its because its small for small dick, it does make me think of a child and it kinda turns me off, so like, i have to ignore the fact its a small hole because its designed for small dick reeeeeeee
its pocket sized atleast
god i have a tiny dick, sad