brb getting married

@Eris Don't do it! She's a mulatto!

--awwshit

tfw no sloth gf

I would plow her so hard

you couldn't plow if you tried

Damn

i think i used spoiled milk in my mac n cheese

well you're right

im eating it anyway

you're not eating. shut up

B. Venti may be a mulatto

But I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to cum in her butt

hell yeah brother

besides she's a double mulatto

your kids would pass the nuremburg laws

I'd never knock her up

nah

That'd be a foolish gamer mistake

I'd smash

can i watch?

No

I'd suck her tiddies

you couldn't suck if you tried

Mayhaps

i'd fuck her tiddies

lol you're not gonna fuck

spoiled milk is just yogurt

e coli yogurt

borg

Time for my big debut

Jkjk

Tfw twitter creeps don't talk to me :c

They best leave Kot alone or I will skin them

@Madison Shay Remember to send them your amazon wishlist

do not use amazon wishlist unless you have a PO box

it doxes you

it will show whoever buys you stuff your name and address

I've never actually had people buy me things, that's good to know though

Buy me things