its actually like

drinkable on its own

usually if i have alcohol i have to like drown it in soda

i cant stomach it

you can't because you're useless

the mouth burniesssss

Really, I've only ever used it for cooking

Hmm sounds gross but is probably good enough to get you drunk

but this wine i can just drink

i've had

wash it down w cum

2 cups

of wine

is that a lot

Wine and beer make me gag

Nah

I like ale a lot

It's revolting

And gin

beer is dusgisting

I never drank im such an angel

American beer is piss

last time i got drunk i bought a bottle of rum and put it in coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

and i shitposted on twitter

Stuff like IPAs are very nice

this time im gonna FUCK MYSELF

WITH A DILDO

UNTIL I CUM

Smh, eris is loose

Hell yeah

https://tenor.com/view/lottery-loser-rat-mouse-gif-12761681

@Deleted Userw

why do you do this

rats!

don't touch dick eris

i've noticed it as a trend among lefties

like

Gross

if someone calls you out

or tries to argue

or just calls you stupid