Message from @𝚔𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚞
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port
Last time I got drunk I talked so much smack at one dude I made him cry
portuguese port
ive never had wine before
What is port?
its actually like
drinkable on its own
usually if i have alcohol i have to like drown it in soda
i cant stomach it
you can't because you're useless
the mouth burniesssss
Really, I've only ever used it for cooking
Hmm sounds gross but is probably good enough to get you drunk
but this wine i can just drink
i've had
wash it down w cum
2 cups
of wine
is that a lot
Wine and beer make me gag
I like ale a lot
It's revolting
And gin
beer is dusgisting
I never drank im such an angel
American beer is piss
last time i got drunk i bought a bottle of rum and put it in coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and i shitposted on twitter
Stuff like IPAs are very nice
this time im gonna FUCK MYSELF
WITH A DILDO
UNTIL I CUM
Smh, eris is loose
Hell yeah
why do you do this
rats!
don't touch dick eris
i've noticed it as a trend among lefties