How were they? Like, the people? I envision them as very fat, and having poor hygiene.

fat with hygiene

Gross

Fat people

fat dudes is fetish

Only fat allowed is jav fat because they are like normal size

Too ugly for Craigslist

no such thing

craigslist personals is gone tho

thanks federal government

I couldn't do that

I think I'll just die a virgin instead

i think so too

Lol

Tfw you're living with parents so that you can help take care of your very elderly grandparents, driving gives you panic attacks, and your ideal day and date is just bullshitting together at home so you don't really think you've got time for craigslist, tinder, etc. Not to mention because of previous listed things you consider yourself as a pretty undesirable partner in the first place.

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im going to suck pp

You *think* you are going

sad

dont diss me like this

Not to mention the fact that I've heard enough stories from tinder that I wholeheartedly believe that it'd be a complete waste of time for me to be on it. Plus I hate casual shit, I would want an actual relationship.

@㊀㊁㊂㊃㊄㊅㊆㊇㊈㊉ bad not until marriage

Says the tinder trawler

A good key opens many locks

A bad lock opens to any key

Im just doing gods work

Romance is fucking dead I say

Its 2019 bro

Gotta adapt to the times

I'd rather not

lol you're not gonna rather

@Eli-Chanpu™
>driving gives you panic attacks
I get anxious at the thought of learning to drive.

Current year argument does not sway me

Fucking what people are doing nowadays just seems empty

Empty and soulless

I get second hand embarrassment at the idea of sombody being intimate with me.

same

Same x3

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