And to impress her

He steals

@Weaboo Kempeitai mostly i was just too much of a pussy to follow through 99% of the time

but both times i did follow through it was awkward

@Eris oof

Yeah that's understandable tbh

It sucks that we have horny but no social skills plus embarrassment.

Sex drive sucks

You fap thinking about how cool and perfect sex is gonna be but when you finally get it it sucks ass.

Somtimes literally

yeah

How have sex

step 1 lower your standards

Jfc

step 2 repeat until sex

Depravity

Craigslist hookups...

Grandparent sorrow

Branch broken

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How were they? Like, the people? I envision them as very fat, and having poor hygiene.

fat with hygiene

Gross

Fat people

fat dudes is fetish

Only fat allowed is jav fat because they are like normal size

Too ugly for Craigslist

no such thing

craigslist personals is gone tho

thanks federal government

I couldn't do that

I think I'll just die a virgin instead

i think so too

Lol

Tfw you're living with parents so that you can help take care of your very elderly grandparents, driving gives you panic attacks, and your ideal day and date is just bullshitting together at home so you don't really think you've got time for craigslist, tinder, etc. Not to mention because of previous listed things you consider yourself as a pretty undesirable partner in the first place.

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im going to suck pp

You *think* you are going

sad

dont diss me like this

Not to mention the fact that I've heard enough stories from tinder that I wholeheartedly believe that it'd be a complete waste of time for me to be on it. Plus I hate casual shit, I would want an actual relationship.