@Eris can i smell you <:QuagsireAwn:495069029304762368>

First thing is do you know how to male a resume?

Make*

not really, I had my job coach help me

i dont smell

you do smell

im shit at being professional and writing stuff like that

Just write like a robot pretending to be a human would

Straight to the point

But with slight flare

in 1992 i sucked this dick

in 2007 i sucked that dick

professional dick sucker

references: guy behind quiznos

In 2020 you will suck this dick

Just kidding

in 2020 ima suck @Shae dick

Or am I ?...😳 😳 😳

Also dont be afraid to lie

Ive lied on every resume I have ever filled out

thats actually my biggest weakness, im too honest <:NotLikeMio:506851847848329216>

i feel awful lying

pls shut up about your feelings

okay

Dont

They lie to you

All the time

do they?

Yeah bro

Bro I am a manager for a decent store

100% we lie to employees

how do you lie on your resume

oh

Fake numbers

When it comes to years working

if you want i can give you my resume

I was totally in every school club and college club

do they check that stuff tho?

like your previous jobs

Ive put fake jobs down

Just have a friend pretend to be an employee