professional dick sucker

references: guy behind quiznos

In 2020 you will suck this dick

Just kidding

in 2020 ima suck @Shae dick

Or am I ?...😳 😳 😳

Also dont be afraid to lie

Ive lied on every resume I have ever filled out

thats actually my biggest weakness, im too honest <:NotLikeMio:506851847848329216>

i feel awful lying

pls shut up about your feelings

okay

Dont

They lie to you

All the time

do they?

Yeah bro

Bro I am a manager for a decent store

100% we lie to employees

how do you lie on your resume

oh

Fake numbers

When it comes to years working

if you want i can give you my resume

I was totally in every school club and college club

do they check that stuff tho?

like your previous jobs

Ive put fake jobs down

Just have a friend pretend to be an employee

i have no friends <:NotLikeMio:506851847848329216>

99% of the time they dont call

irl ones anyways

oh

i can fluff my previous work experience then which was at a wingstop

@Natalie 🗿 there is a trap boi round here that might fuck u

<:blobsweatbutfast:400028055474536466>

Yeah

but im saving my virgnity for shae <:yukicry:492124655440887810>

Also

Dont be a faggot

You can be gay