that too

i've been job hunting for so long with no luck and i desperately need one soon, hopefull sometime next month

Might as well fuck some leafs too

I am close enough

>start chatting w girl

>trade pics

>after looking at your pic, not interested

Cut cant finish fast enough boys

i want those FUCKING NACHOS

fuck the sodium warning

wtf is a sodium warning

lmao 152% dv of salt

just gonna remove the beef and fix that

@Eris can i smell you <:QuagsireAwn:495069029304762368>

First thing is do you know how to male a resume?

Make*

not really, I had my job coach help me

i dont smell

you do smell

im shit at being professional and writing stuff like that

Just write like a robot pretending to be a human would

Straight to the point

But with slight flare

in 1992 i sucked this dick

in 2007 i sucked that dick

professional dick sucker

references: guy behind quiznos

In 2020 you will suck this dick

Just kidding

in 2020 ima suck @Shae dick

Or am I ?...😳 😳 😳

Also dont be afraid to lie

Ive lied on every resume I have ever filled out

thats actually my biggest weakness, im too honest <:NotLikeMio:506851847848329216>

i feel awful lying

pls shut up about your feelings

okay

Dont

They lie to you

All the time