Lemme tell you the story of how I broke my fucking dick bro, I was just chillin in class, minding my own business, when suddenly, an ad popped up for some bestiality porn site, and man, you could just see my desk rising up from the ground, that's how hard I was right I instantly clicked, and saw this girl getting fucked by two horses, one in each hole, and I just instantly ejaculates, it shot so hard it hit the ceiling, my desk chair rolled back from the pure force of the explosion, I crashed against the wall, flew out of my chair, fell on my dick and it fucking broke, bitch you could use a right angle to measure it. I rush to the er, blood all over my pants, screaming out in pain and pleasure, when I arrive, I tell them my story, the story of how I broke my dick. All I could hear was the doctor in the background saying"make sure this one doesn't wake again", but my testosterone levels were too high, they couldn't kill me, i had ascended into a new form of man, something beyond alpha male, I became came the Donald
