With a break at 11 each day so he can make his TDS therapy appointments

And, he can't get home late or he's grounded (again)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYJmq4_eFj8

I could tell China was in trouble by the number of angry ranting Russians online in youtube today

Can confirm: Antifa comes to Middle America and the southeast, people aren't going to give them the warm reception they're hoping for

Whoops...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9-mLog1Is0

That beanie needs to go, man

Tim's been lying all this time, he's not actually bald. His hair is just indistinguishable from a beanie and he finds it quite embarrassing, so he made up that he's bald and that he finds that embarrassing and wears the beanie to cover it up

The hair under his beanie is actually an eldritch horror desiring to devour the galaxy. Tim protects us every day by wearing it.

That or it is some sort of horrid void that would consume the planet.

nononono, you're all talking out of your asses

clearly he's growing watercress under there

maybe some wheatgrass

Just shave it and lift some weights bro

Wearing a beanie in July is like promising a girl you're hung but never banging her

What?

ummm, I think drowning in sweat is the bigger issue

Wearing any type of head covering in the summer is a good idea.

The sun burns your scalp otherwise.

imagine covering your skull with anything other than a light cap in july in the northern hemesphere

Well, he just fucking hates sombreros too much to wear that.

"hmm, yes I think I'll turn my cranium into a convection oven, today"

imagine thinking wearing a towel in the desert... is a good idea

while also following a doctrine that forbids you to cut your head or facial hair

Shitposting aside, a girl I had in my group at summer camp this year burned her scalp because she had such tight braids

@Goddess Tyche he's not half-Mexican, he's half-Korean

Lesson: wear shit on your head if skin is exposed

She got burned pretty bad, too

my hair is nice and volumnous, but still need a brim to protect face

It's not a thing you remember putting lotion on, especially if you got long hair.

also blonde, so more reflectiveness

Ah, the Übermensch

Sun needs protection from you.

oh yeah, legit have higher forehead blonde hair and blue eyes

but large strong roman nose kinda fucks up the balance

Hah, fucking spaghet

ikr, Jews ain't got nothin on my goyim schnaus

mine is the nose that cleft the first stones of constantinople

God, don't go down the Jeremy route

*"Muh ancestors made this country."*