I identify as ostrich

Many austrians identify as ostriches

ETBrooD wasn't talking about that head....
I hate people, i didn't used to be like this, I used to not get jokes like that and all my coworkers would play it up and we all had a great time and i didn't have a clue what they were talking about!

yes, i did infact grow up under a rock while being rased in a barn.

@ARockRaider you're Amish? How'd you get internet?

also i wish i had film of talking with coworkers on that job, would have been grade A stuff for youtube.

not far off.

Mennonite?

"I got me a pool that was struck by lightning a few moons back, now I can write things on rocks and throw them in and the pool shows other words back"

nah, just really christian parents and being homeshooled.

https://youtu.be/uyNJZ-2Dod4

only thing i feel like i really missed out on is playing DnD with friends, that would have been so much fun if they had setup a DnD group at the church.

hay it's like talking to the burnie bros!

Spell it like that and I just think of Burnie burns

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1810140809127424

did i spell it wrong?

Honestly, I am sorry if I have offended anyone. I just refuse to believe we have gone past the point of no return, and Satan has a (can't think of correct word) grip on the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78qjQOMfu9c

we were past the point of no return at your user name.

If that is all it took, then truly I weep for us.

22min of crazy? why on earth would anyone watch this?

Leftists are Cringe

Don't despair, it's unethical, according to your chief cook god.

Was that English?

I don't think so.

I think it just looks kinda like englsh.

Tim Cook said "It's unethical to despair"

What part of this don't you understand?

Who cares?

oh it's a quote form someone who I don't know.

Nobody apparently.

I feel like i have heard the name, but that's it.

Tim Pool?

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

The Apple guy!

Not the Pool guy!

I dont buy Apple trash

nah, tim pool the fence sitter who spends 20 min with less then 5 min of topic.

also, yah only thing i know about apple is they be trash

Either do I, his statement about despair is stupid.

"stand sold separately"