well you can

but you'll have to evade the yearly foreskin check

damn that foreskin check

I have some scissors if you're committed enough

wait, isn't there some sucking involved after, my wife will not be happy

I'm gonna be 100% serious for a second

I have *no* idea what the shit's all about

the sucking or the cutting?

well

i mean

both technically

but the sucking specifically

something to represent the covenent with god

the cutting

why does it have to be my peepee tho

cus fu that's why

the sucking is because your holy dude is a freak

get god out of my peepee

isnt it supposed to make sex less pleasureable to stop people from sinning

my body my choice

thats how female circum works

i thought the female one was to tell

i've been to brits, and I've had one done, and no sucking was involved in any of them

if they were a whore

*their words not mine*

I don't think that's technically the reason why it's done, i think it's just a.... side effect

hey are you a chick or a dude

I'm a dude

I just wear too much eye shadow

tell me more about being a short penis boy

what's the rules

wanking is impossible without the ol' spit n rub

damn

what has the foreskin got to do with a decent wank

it makes for good friction

otherwise it's just a dry hand rubbing up and down tight skin

i wonder if you could sue your parents for doing that to ya

probably not, it was in Israel

damn

i mean

i *will* say it looks nicer without foreskin