Really wish i could be in Westminster right now, celebrating alone in my room in Dublin because everyone else is miserable

C'MON BRITBONG LAND

IT'S FUCKIN HAPPENING

LOOK AT NIGEL'S SMUG FACE

https://scontent-dub4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/84260260_2628586317239202_2773212210674008064_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_ohc=hfvZ_pYKqZcAX-cvakf&_nc_ht=scontent-dub4-1.xx&oh=0a6ecae2c470fa044a57f2b416f0a56d&oe=5EC175F7

THE FUCKING SALT

that is remarkably tone deaf

this is trending on twitter atm, oof. https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ExpelMe&src=trend_click

who's more oppressed?

I'm down for whatever outcome damages Labour the most. I don't wanna have to vote tory again just to keep them out.

i mean, yeah

it would also be nice to see a party that was actually centrist/liberal and not corporate neo-libs with socially progressive talking points

did you mean; literally nazis?

[sweats in hebrew]

sure, I'll use my connections to The Mossad, the Tories, the Communists, and every bank to help us out

https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ACYBGNQFQKLfqwpMnMF4ra3mlub7nGbJmw%3A1581453916895&source=hp&ei=XBJDXoyyNNGQ8gKGyLEw&q=are+bats+kosher&oq=are+bats+kosher&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0.276.2259..2363...1.0..0.92.822.15......0....1..gws-wiz.......0i131j35i39j0i10j0i3j0i22i30.X4chLbw5xMk&ved=0ahUKEwiM0MX3rsrnAhVRiFwKHQZkDAYQ4dUDCAY&uact=5

not so fast, bucko

fuck

[melts away]

did you mean; greater israel?

wtf is a koogle?

are they... are they talking about lockshun?

hahaha

not as far as I'm aware

look okay this is some yiddish shit, i only speak hebrew

don't @ me about yiddish

I'm pretty sure salt is kosher as it is

oy vey zmir, I'm schvitsing

[schvitses in jewish]

🙏

that's supposed to be rubbing hands

close enough

allah did nothing wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fu1_3e2CEk&t=77s

here's a fun fact: there was a jewish kingdom in the middle ages in the baltic region

you know those jews that wear all black with the hats and eveything?

lol

nah orthodox ones you see sometimes

one sec

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01826/haredi-men_1826929c.jpg

yeah, the only jews that dress like that are orthodox ashkenazi ones, the outfit is based off really old Ukrainian fashion that they couldn't let go of

has nothing to do with Jewness

now you can make fun of the way they look without it being a hate crime, I'm giving you a jew pass

yeah fuck em

oh it is, I'm not sure how the black outfit thing spread

Technically Ashkenazi are just northern/central/eastern European jews, Sephardi are the Spanish and Portuguese ones. (Mizrahi are the middle eastern, but they still follow the Sephardi traditions i think)

well you can

but you'll have to evade the yearly foreskin check

I have some scissors if you're committed enough

I'm gonna be 100% serious for a second

I have *no* idea what the shit's all about

well

i mean

both technically

but the sucking specifically

why does it have to be my peepee tho

get god out of my peepee

i've been to brits, and I've had one done, and no sucking was involved in any of them

I don't think that's technically the reason why it's done, i think it's just a.... side effect

I'm a dude

I just wear too much eye shadow

wanking is impossible without the ol' spit n rub

it makes for good friction

otherwise it's just a dry hand rubbing up and down tight skin

probably not, it was in Israel

i mean

i *will* say it looks nicer without foreskin

so there's upsides

it's easier to clean

don't really have to worry about dick cheese

I'm partial to a good dicking, I can have an opinion

#givemebackmyforeskin

boy you get pretty kosher when you're inside me. （；￣︶￣）

they must also chew the cud

or have scales

what the hell happened to this conversation

there are approximately 230,000 of us in the UK

the second temple in Jerusalem was built during the roman occupation by a roman ruler who converted

most of (((us))) aren't wearing the little hate and all the black

might be why

sweet

classic rothschild right there

lol man i saw that earlier, how diverse

oh, the star of david only came into use during the middle ages as a way of decorating synagogues, since depictions of man aren't allowed. The actual "symbol" for Judaism is the menorah

i don't actually know 😦

i don't live in london anymore so i can't vote

the adl proving that the market provides

in support of child abuse, you could say. A child abuser? not necessarily

well

yes

you can get arrested for child abuse. You can't get arrested for saying child abuse laws should be changed/relaxed

why is that reddit using EU imagery to represent europe?

cancel that sub reddit

get that blue and yellow shit off my country

so far boris is at the very least saying the right thing regarding brexit

can't wait till 2040 when the US and the commonwealth have to save europe from itself again

idk, the germans again probably

[laughs in japanese]

no, redheads are hot

that's not the same as a ginger