Message from @Puggums
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hey, if i say i'm jewish, who can stop me?
Technically Ashkenazi are just northern/central/eastern European jews, Sephardi are the Spanish and Portuguese ones. (Mizrahi are the middle eastern, but they still follow the Sephardi traditions i think)
well you can
but you'll have to evade the yearly foreskin check
damn that foreskin check
I have some scissors if you're committed enough
wait, isn't there some sucking involved after, my wife will not be happy
I'm gonna be 100% serious for a second
I have *no* idea what the shit's all about
the sucking or the cutting?
well
i mean
both technically
but the sucking specifically
something to represent the covenent with god
the cutting
why does it have to be my peepee tho
cus fu that's why
the sucking is because your holy dude is a freak
get god out of my peepee
my body my choice
thats how female circum works
i thought the female one was to tell
i've been to brits, and I've had one done, and no sucking was involved in any of them
if they were a whore
*their words not mine*
I don't think that's technically the reason why it's done, i think it's just a.... side effect
hey are you a chick or a dude
I'm a dude
I just wear too much eye shadow
tell me more about being a short penis boy
what's the rules
wanking is impossible without the ol' spit n rub
damn
what has the foreskin got to do with a decent wank
it makes for good friction
otherwise it's just a dry hand rubbing up and down tight skin
i wonder if you could sue your parents for doing that to ya
probably not, it was in Israel
damn