I came from Cwmbran

it was a little diff

Heaps of slag

a wine and dine evening is a kebab and a can of coke

A KEBAB?

and a fingering by the wheelie bins

you baller

A KEBAB

usually its a ciggie and a 35p energy drink

fucking bag of chips from the lane

we do things very differently in the city

Did you dress her lettuce

^

usually its "wanna share biff?"

getting sucked off in the middle of the club was the shit

awh wales

anal sex by the dvla office deserves a little more pezzazz

trashy

HAHAHAHAHA

LMAO

blow job next to the bevan statue

dirty bastard

need to make sure he sees what he made happen

"thanks for the free health care"

haha

bless u bevan

head over to the clinic the next day to get black light

the casual reaction to stds is such a welsh thing i swear

someone says they got clap and you just laugh

clinic is next to the police station in cwmbran

and the court

jokes

irony

jesus you fucks are subhuman :^)

Meanwhile they got some sort of sheep aids so that makes sense

thats fucking excellent

back to the sheep jokes

i love the circle of life

i watched a sheep give birth, wasnt pretty

felt very patriotic tho

you watched your mom give birth? fucking metal