im from cardiff

im so sorry

nobody can understand me

i know a city cunt when he says arite maate

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

you have my condolences

thats my greetin

or "wha you sayin, cuz?"

did any of you go to Coleg Gwent?

mine is usually, not your mate butty

that shit was sick for drugs and girls

ystrad, i did

Cross keys was the bomb

full of slags

filthy

thats wales for u

everywhere in the valleys is full of slags

ystradd mean across or striding right?

I came from Cwmbran

it was a little diff

Heaps of slag

a wine and dine evening is a kebab and a can of coke

A KEBAB?

and a fingering by the wheelie bins

you baller

A KEBAB

usually its a ciggie and a 35p energy drink

fucking bag of chips from the lane

we do things very differently in the city

Did you dress her lettuce

^

usually its "wanna share biff?"

getting sucked off in the middle of the club was the shit

awh wales

anal sex by the dvla office deserves a little more pezzazz

trashy

HAHAHAHAHA

LMAO

blow job next to the bevan statue

dirty bastard

need to make sure he sees what he made happen