That type of shit is canon and it's one of the reasons why I'm in love with Morrowind

Using in game books

And I’m like what the fuck is belly magic

And it was dick wizardry

And Vivec is apparently deadass a dickgirl as well

Turns out locking a guy in a room with nothing but booze, cigarettes, amphetamines and a typewriter for two days yields amazing results

Morrowind lore / background is just 👌

So it dawned on me that the only way for Marcus and his Argonian wife to have a baby short of getting down and dirty constantly every day and trying to roll through the math and hope for a kid that isn’t stillborn

Is for a futanari pregnancy wizard to bite somebody’s cock and CHIM a baby into Marcus’s wife

And then you have Oblivion with almost zero intrigue and pretty sure negative amount of nuance where the main thing about the big bad is that he is big and red.

I’d take that simplicity over whatever the fuck C0da is

All this shit about zero summing and the like

Lol. Well, it's a conclusion of Vivec/Nerevar story, in an age where the world itself waits to be reborn. It makes sense lorewise but it's clear that it's more Kirkbride's project to finish it for himself rather than an attempt at TES lore

What I did like about Oblivion was that it was the one time when you weren't the guy who saved the world - you just did most of the legwork for him

Skyrim was a bit riven - on one hand, the main villain was sheet of paper levels of complexity, on the other, a bit of the timespace meta-fuckery came back with the concept of dragonborn and quite literal reality manipulation because you can yell out snippets of what is essentially it's coding language <:smugon:512048583806025739>

And I do like me some kirkbride-style meta-fuckery

Yeah that much was cool

I’m also convinced every player character Has CHIM

**~** is my proof

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Not sure about Kvatch dude

s/he seemed to have become Sheogorath

I roleplayed the Skyrim Sheo quest as Sheogorath of Kvatch doing a dynastic solid for his descendant.

The Nerevarine, totally. The Dragonborn, quite possibly. Though they're part Akatosh and an avatar of Shor at the same time so who knows how the fuck that works

The tilde key xaver

Yes.

The console is literally CHIM lol

I mean, Vivec refuses to fight you because he knows you can reload the game if he kills you

Lmao

Is that his reasoning

Basically. Not in those words, of course

After Gen 4 is when the quality for Pokémon dropped off to me

However Mega Evolution was a nice change that could make weak mons viable without having to use gimmick setups

The problem was that wasn't what they used Megas for

But look at the dog-arse terrible design of the later gen pokemon.
Fkn ridiculous horseshittery.

It’s enough to make a bloke kakk his dakks.

Hrm, I wonder if there's a Rimworld-like game for Android...

*in searching, hits a Reddit about it* PC Master Race, though true, is not a fucking answer in this case.

It’s always the answer you fkn heretic

Race traitor

PC or die