@honkhonk
Beats me

https://nypost.com/2020/02/29/coronavirus-could-survive-up-to-9-days-outside-the-body-study-says/

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Slovakia has elections

Lucky they haven't got infected.

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(Reminds me of Iran, we know what happened next..)

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https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1233724849522200576

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https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/markets/stocks/news/worlds-richest-lose-444-billion-after-hellish-week-for-markets/articleshow/74412355.cms

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1233774041556799488

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-51673053
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-51677530

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/alibaba-claims-ai-can-identify-coronavirus-patients-with-96-accuracy

Well, that's because they have names and addresses of everyone they shipped corona-infected packages to <:smugon:512048583806025739>

TFW a flash game AI is smarter than world's governments and closes borders

https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/02/who-data-shows-coronavirus-is-containable-us-fails-to-contain

Alternate headline: China fails to contain epidemic, US most at fault

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/29/coronavirus-outbreak-live-updates-oregon-case-italy-level-3-california/4904296002/

@Captain Conundrum
Hello **Contradiction in charge**, this 👇 might be useful to you

archived
http://archive.is/FO0p6 .

Useful how?

yk what never mind lol

https://t.me/SouthernDailyNews/217

here we go. much better

@Captain Conundrum
I thought you'd appreciate a link that actually loaded.

todays just one of those days lol

Agreed

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

ah ok

ok... now.... let me see if i can post the text in a block format and not trigger the embeds....

```https://archive.is/mgkqN
US, Taliban sign deal aimed at ending war in Afghanistan
Associated Press

https://archive.ph/j4h4S
Erdogan Says, ‘We Opened the Doors,’ and Clashes Erupt as Migrants Head for Europe
New York Times

https://archive.is/wEoLs
Russia Censors Disney’s First Openly Gay Character From ‘Onward’
The Moscow Times

https://www.rt.com/news/482018-greek-police-turkey-border/
Doors not really open: Greek police stop wave of refugees with closed border gates, tear gas (VIDEOS)
RT

https://archive.is/1eQWc
Coronavirus spreading in California amid intense fight to slow outbreak
Los Angeles Times

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/leaked-internal-reports-show-chinas-main-priorities-are-controlling-public-opinion
Leaked Internal Reports Show China's Main Priorities Are Controlling Public Opinion, Social Stability
ZeroHedge

https://archive.is/nzW2K
France bans gatherings of more than 5,000 as thousands face testing in coronavirus-hit Iran, South Korea announces record daily rise of 813 cases and global death toll hits 2,924
Daily Mail

https://archive.ph/lIpeh
Rep. Nunes: Flynn ‘Targeted’ Because He wanted to ‘Empty Out’ the Intelligence Community ‘Swamp’
Breitbart

https://archive.is/N9P0v
Report: Disney Cuts Kissing Scene in ‘Mulan’ at Direction of Chinese Censors
Breitbart

https://archive.is/f64Ha
Rashida Tlaib to speak in Missouri at event for American Muslims for Palestine
Fox News

https://archive.ph/1W1pr
Arizona bill would ban transgender athletes from competing on female teams
Fox News

https://archive.is/CU3Vk
New Study Shows Average U.S. Worker Needs 53 Weeks In A Year Just To Earn "Middle Class" Lifestyle
ZeroHedge

https://archive.ph/ODUsN
Paris Gare de Lyon: Fire at station amid DR Congo concert protest
BBC News

https://t.me/s/southerndailynews```

👀 , ok it worked.

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2020/02/26/philadelphia-police-release-images-of-suspect-wanted-for-spray-painting-racial-slurs-on-cecil-b-moore-mural-brightside-academy-habitat-for-humanity/

Um..

He no luk laik a nasi

White supremacy is very diverse

this kind of stuff is the most redpilling thing ever. Because its only groups with lower average IQ's that would think to do this shit.... in front of a camera... to blame whitey.

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https://nypost.com/2020/02/29/suspected-coronavirus-patient-isolated-in-new-jersey-hospital/

👀

https://tenor.com/view/its-happening-gif-11730504

I think at this point it's safe to say that's unironically accurate and true.

fuk

http://archive.is/YornC .

I work at a hospital part time. Receptionist/security. I handle hundreds of visitors' licenses in a day. RIP me.

No 🙀