I had to seriously introspect about what it meant when a fellow parishioner kept putting his hand on my shoulder.

He's a Russian.

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Are you an asperger?

I the western man unironically suspected him of being a closet homosexual because I genuinely was not comfortable with physical affection.

@Tzeentch Not to my *knowledge,* no. I'll still joke about the possibility.

You know we used to do this thing

called Adelphopoiesis.

Lit., "Brother-Making."

A Christian analogue to pagans cutting palms and shaking hands.

If it weren't for the fact that retards would gush about "OMG GAY MARRIAAAAGGGGE," we'd have brought it back by now.

But these days nobody is allowed to have a meaningful relationship that doesn't involve *dick.*

Sleeper

intel inside

Also bling bling

Me and the boys visitng Jerusalem

IBM on the streets, ATM in the sheets

they give those little hats to everyone who wants to visit that dumb wall

Putin's biding his time

See T90's and T14's magically appear in the armies of nations surrounding Israel.

yes, they give yamakas to everyone at that wall

Fun fact: Putin was raised partially in a jewish family

Nice new name for san francisco

When in his home there was domestic abuse and squabbles he escaped to his yard friend's home, who happened to be jewish

That is now the most powerful jewish family in Russia

Putin repays his favours

When was that visit?

Asked a sex worker to make me a sandwich and got blocked by her

@Uksio the difference between being in the chinese and russian sphere of influence is that the russians at least repay you while the chinese just exploit