so not spy shit

maybe looking at pictures

from satellites

I'm not so sure we do; the non grunts around my units never did their jobs.

hemorroids is a serius danger to chairforce guys ngl

@Lucienne d'Anwyl military intelligence is an oxymoron

@Thundermark no, but in order to do anything in the military you have to go through brutal training and be dedicated to your country and I think that it is admirable to put yourself through such physical and mental torture to protect an ungrateful people

they get extra money for treatments

but I love all the civvies sucking grunt dick while the closest they've had to military experience was screaming about fucking each other's moms on CoD <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

@Lucienne d'Anwyl MI5 is national, MI6 is abroad

@2K He'll literally get muscle atrophy if he spends long enough in the chairforce <:sadgon:544640228166598657>

@Thundermark is that why we've all had your mom?

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning Thank you. *You* get it

@Thundermark You didn't even see combat, did you?

Why does the air force even exist? All the manly branches have their own internal aircraft operators.

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning the chairforce doesnt even have re training tbh

have you seen its memers?

300 lb land whales

This is lovely, but get back to the memes before Commando starts typing...

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning " but in order to do anything in the military you have to go through brutal training and be dedicated to your country"

And this is why pretty much *all* active military personnel/veterans regard each other as members of an extended family - one that we've *earned*

by sitting in a chair

Whether it has retraining or not is irrelevant, boot camp is the worst part, usually

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

well ackshually, a chairforce job is better than any civvie job

Thunder half my irl friends are ex military and they'd chew you out for talking the way you are right now, actual vets don't brag about "i wuz in de military, me betta den u"

ah yes the preporatory boot camp for sitting in chairs

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 >inb4 Thunder is stolen valor

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I'm not claiming that

Shit, I had relatives in the military, and you don't see ME screeching about how I'm better than people because of it

Yeah, at the same time you don’t wanna brag about it but I wasn’t here when that happened and so I’ve not been filled in

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 I'm claiming that <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

K then

Most stolen valor like to brag about nonexistant shit they did in the military, js

such as

sitting

upon

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

a cushion

and taking out terrorists from 5000 miles away

yall civies laughing, but thundercuck had to fire a gun once
||it was in a shooting range and he payed for it aswell||