the outrage on the magellan film is pretty hilarious

Lightning powered sonic?

Sega and Nintendo coming together?

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun My uncle was stabbed with literal straws in a sandstorm in asia

Regular grass straws

@Thundarbunny no it’s chris chan magic

I have survived a flash flood

and a hurricane

Now that you mention it, maybe god just wants me dead.

High wind is not something you want to go out into, unless you have a FLAK suit on

I’ve survived 3 hurricanes which all turned into tropical storms when they got to my state

If he did, you'd win a ticket to Titanic

wheres that gif of a reporter who got hit in the face with a flying stop sign

God wanted them dead, they dead

during my stay abroad, our entire complex got pelted with almost 6 feet of water that slammed so hard into the side of our building that we could feel the waves by pressing our hand against the supporting walls.

We had experienced 2 earthquakes on two occasions in Greece

One was a nothing burger that shook the beds

it's a scary thought.

Another one propelled my bed away from a wall and into a cupboard opposite of it

I was too damn dazzled by sudden awakening to even understand what is the fuck is happening

That quake made an earth split at that resort

Literal crack going from the shore, through the street and between two buildings

They filled it in next 2 days to not spook tourists unnecessarily

hasbro at it again with spicy crossovers

see like

I don't think anything comes close to the beach attacks

They still haunt me man

what beach attacks

Beach attacks?

2015 Sousse Beach Attacks

it killed 38.

I was minutes away from explosions in Moscow in 2000 and 2001

30 british tourists got ripped by AK fire.

I was "late" for one explosion at Pushkinskaya in 2000
And I parted ways with my sis 3 min before an explosion at Belarusskaya station in 2001

Even though, the exploding toys were scarrier than those explosions