Message from @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun

Discord ID: 681162268573958183


2020-02-23 15:31:08 UTC  

Now that you mention it, maybe god just wants me dead.

2020-02-23 15:31:08 UTC  

High wind is not something you want to go out into, unless you have a FLAK suit on

2020-02-23 15:31:30 UTC  

I’ve survived 3 hurricanes which all turned into tropical storms when they got to my state

2020-02-23 15:31:37 UTC  

If he did, you'd win a ticket to Titanic

2020-02-23 15:31:46 UTC  

wheres that gif of a reporter who got hit in the face with a flying stop sign

2020-02-23 15:31:49 UTC  

God wanted them dead, they dead

2020-02-23 15:32:05 UTC  

during my stay abroad, our entire complex got pelted with almost 6 feet of water that slammed so hard into the side of our building that we could feel the waves by pressing our hand against the supporting walls.

2020-02-23 15:32:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/681161544477835297/87432669_10221341753030217_6491501433320374272_n.jpg

2020-02-23 15:32:52 UTC  

We had experienced 2 earthquakes on two occasions in Greece

2020-02-23 15:33:03 UTC  

One was a nothing burger that shook the beds

2020-02-23 15:33:28 UTC  

it's a scary thought.

2020-02-23 15:33:35 UTC  

Another one propelled my bed away from a wall and into a cupboard opposite of it

2020-02-23 15:34:05 UTC  

I was too damn dazzled by sudden awakening to even understand what is the fuck is happening

2020-02-23 15:34:22 UTC  

That quake made an earth split at that resort

2020-02-23 15:34:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/681162024339636355/1582355845032.jpg

2020-02-23 15:34:49 UTC  

Literal crack going from the shore, through the street and between two buildings

2020-02-23 15:35:10 UTC  

They filled it in next 2 days to not spook tourists unnecessarily

2020-02-23 15:35:11 UTC  

hasbro at it again with spicy crossovers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/681162146096218145/87061805_3582667961775327_4209011505619795968_o.png

2020-02-23 15:35:24 UTC  

see like

2020-02-23 15:35:36 UTC  

I don't think anything comes close to the beach attacks

2020-02-23 15:35:40 UTC  

They still haunt me man

2020-02-23 15:35:53 UTC  

what beach attacks

2020-02-23 15:35:59 UTC  

Beach attacks?

2020-02-23 15:36:09 UTC  

2015 Sousse Beach Attacks

2020-02-23 15:36:17 UTC  

it killed 38.

2020-02-23 15:36:26 UTC  

I was minutes away from explosions in Moscow in 2000 and 2001

2020-02-23 15:36:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/681162464179781714/9776c198a687e520bea53f9cf8c1f8700facb11d.png

2020-02-23 15:36:52 UTC  

30 british tourists got ripped by AK fire.

2020-02-23 15:37:20 UTC  

I was "late" for one explosion at Pushkinskaya in 2000
And I parted ways with my sis 3 min before an explosion at Belarusskaya station in 2001

2020-02-23 15:37:53 UTC  

Even though, the exploding toys were scarrier than those explosions

2020-02-23 15:38:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/681162854447316992/warhammer-40k-memes-1.png

2020-02-23 15:38:28 UTC  

this has some BLACKED energy behind it

2020-02-23 15:38:36 UTC  

The chechen terrorists scattered shiny small toys filled with explosives in Moscow, so kids that would pick them up lost their hands or had them badly damaged

2020-02-23 15:39:03 UTC  

I am ultra-paranoid about things left unattended in the open, especially bags and suitcases

2020-02-23 15:39:27 UTC  

Where I was staying was maybe a 10 minute walk from the beach, and I was there at the time. It was right at the tail end of the holiday so we really only had 48 hours left before we flew back, but i think it's 100% removed all thoughts at staying somewhere like that again.

2020-02-23 15:39:36 UTC  

chechens are what happens when you mix russian genetics with islam

2020-02-23 15:39:41 UTC  

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2020-02-23 15:39:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/681163317938880538/40k-pinterest-meme-4.png

2020-02-23 15:39:59 UTC  

chechens are re-settled nomads

2020-02-23 15:40:02 UTC  

The best one, and the one i now find hilarious

2020-02-23 15:40:09 UTC  

They were roaming like mongols before that