Mom saw how affectionately and friendly she was with humans and bought her on the spot

thats why she would eat cucumber and lettuce, it was the only food left

love that video

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373176017105321994/682282280361918494/a344bfd-1.gif

Not the most graceful of kitties, and she even had a balance of a dog, but was she lovely

I mean she could jump and balance like a cat, but if her paw would suddenly step off the couch, she'd fly off like pug, and not gracefuly like a cat

Something was off, but not to a detrimental degree

your cat looks like she fucks black cats

Who knows, maybe she was not even a cat

Maybe it was some asian ferret <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

The vet is right next to the Chinese restaurant, should I be worried?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669683392857767956/674275854834204709/virus.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612080964520378408/682369083626618936/20200225_114716.jpg

we've all been there, fear boner from the computer virus you accidentally downloaded an your pants fell down when you jumped in fear 😔 press f

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F39uC9IlI0

thats some like chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water level naming of your music

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612080964520378408/682365526919348282/PicsArt_02-24-06.29.25.jpg

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Corona Chan thanks you for catching the virus

that's the same band that made Ocean Man <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

I had to sit next to a Chinese person today

DBZ always made food look fucking great

so cursed

Lol, i wish you could've seen the look on my mum's face when i asked "would you be ok with a yellow grandchild?"

Cos i was talking about how japanese women think western people look good

It was a look of fear and shock