just wait until its spreads to animals

appearently my uncle convinced me that mud was chocolate

if it does

at least thats whats my mum told me

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) i ate mud because why not, but i ate ants to impress girls in primary school

I used to genocide ants

Kerosene?

I developed tactics like pouring water into their hives to they all start flooding out and then covering it with wet sand

I bet you all muched on crayons as well

and still do

We smoked leaves at primary school

nah I only monched on my pencils

literally causing coughing fits for no reason

I once got my school to evacuate an entire section of the school because me and a friend filled the science block with gas

I see you channeled your inner german

Were catholics killed in the holocaust?

my friend blew up the chemistry room once that was fun

Oh yeah we had a lot of fun in the labs

Styx: moves from freedomland to a Eurofag country which pays for his medical bills
\*highly infectious virus spreads across the world*
I think my noggin may be a joggin...

styx is suicidal

using bread boards at the same table as the Bunsen burner hook-ups was a big brain move

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/coronavirus-cases-surge-across-europe-hong-kong-dog-tests-positive-live-updates

I somehow managed to set my sweater on fire once

I am actually the reason why my school banned you from wearing sweaters or pullovers in the chemistry room

me and that one guy who smuggeled chemicals out of there

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 delet dat

**MFW I GET THE VIRUS AND GO SHOPING AT LIDL WITH ALL THE MASKED UP BOOMERS WHO BOUGHT 100000 $ APARTMENTS FOR 5000$ BACK 1995**

That reminds me of a girl in a science demonstration

if I get the cough I will personally spread it to africa

She wore a short polyester skirt during a demonstration of electro magnetism, when you place your hands on that thing and your hair stands on end...her skirt...well...they didn't allow short skirts after that moment

lmao

must have been a nice view

Yeah that'll do it

14 year old me loved it

girls never wore skirts to my school

sadly

I was in Catholic school so it was uniform, skirts in summer trousers in winter (for the girls)

Ours wore the closest thing to a potato sack you could get without using burlap

girls in my school always wore either leggings or denim shorts

They decided to change to a blouse and pants combo when many girls started passing out from heatstroke

kek