years of my dumbass eating mud as a baby has prepared me for this

Well if it gets into the water supply it doesn't matter really

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) hey me too!

and those cultists aren't gonna help things

I used to eat ants too

just wait until its spreads to animals

appearently my uncle convinced me that mud was chocolate

if it does

at least thats whats my mum told me

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) i ate mud because why not, but i ate ants to impress girls in primary school

I used to genocide ants

Kerosene?

I developed tactics like pouring water into their hives to they all start flooding out and then covering it with wet sand

I bet you all muched on crayons as well

and still do

We smoked leaves at primary school

nah I only monched on my pencils

literally causing coughing fits for no reason

I once got my school to evacuate an entire section of the school because me and a friend filled the science block with gas

I see you channeled your inner german

Were catholics killed in the holocaust?

my friend blew up the chemistry room once that was fun

Oh yeah we had a lot of fun in the labs

Styx: moves from freedomland to a Eurofag country which pays for his medical bills
\*highly infectious virus spreads across the world*
I think my noggin may be a joggin...

styx is suicidal

using bread boards at the same table as the Bunsen burner hook-ups was a big brain move

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/coronavirus-cases-surge-across-europe-hong-kong-dog-tests-positive-live-updates

I somehow managed to set my sweater on fire once

I am actually the reason why my school banned you from wearing sweaters or pullovers in the chemistry room

me and that one guy who smuggeled chemicals out of there

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 delet dat

**MFW I GET THE VIRUS AND GO SHOPING AT LIDL WITH ALL THE MASKED UP BOOMERS WHO BOUGHT 100000 $ APARTMENTS FOR 5000$ BACK 1995**

That reminds me of a girl in a science demonstration

if I get the cough I will personally spread it to africa

She wore a short polyester skirt during a demonstration of electro magnetism, when you place your hands on that thing and your hair stands on end...her skirt...well...they didn't allow short skirts after that moment

lmao

must have been a nice view

Yeah that'll do it

14 year old me loved it

girls never wore skirts to my school

sadly